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December 2, 2009

By Bob Wichlinski


Devils in Email

Increasingly I’m becoming convinced that people aren’t reading their e-mail anymore.  Not like they used to.

 

If you’re inbox looks anything like mine it’s hard to devote the time necessary to read each and every word in each and every e-mail.  The spam that makes it through my firewall and spam filter is easily recognized and discarded, which leaves the remaining 98% of the mail left to consider. Discard the retailers, daily blasts, and “auto notifications” and now I’m down to 75% left to sort.  Another 25% is “forwards” from well-intentioned friends & associates who feel compelled to “share” a joke, story, warning, picture, editorial, recipe, video, or chain prayer with me.  So now I’m down to the 50% that is meaningful to my daily existence… and that is what I’m left to sort through.

 

My first run at the remaining 50% of e-mail is based upon the ability to recognize the “sender.” If I don’t recognize the name of the sender, I ain’t opening it, plain and simple.  This is followed by a quick review of the “subject” line.  From there I begin to “open mail.”  It is no wonder by the time I’ve reached this point in the process, I’m pretty much burned out and it becomes increasingly unlikely that I’m going to read each and every word in an e-mail.

 

If your e-mail is multi-paragraph and contains more than one question and a litany of ideas, odds are that any response you receive back is going to be fragmented at best and cursory at worst.  In other words, if you want your e-mail to be read and to elicit any response it had better take on “TV commercial-like” quality.  Why?  Because your reader’s patience is going to be tested by the “culling” process and their attention span is going to be as short as the time it takes to transmit an e-mail (i.e. the speed of light).  I’ve tested my theory and so far I’m right.

 

So what’s an e-mailer to do?

 

First, send a test e-mail to yourself and make certain your name in the “from” header clearly identifies YOU (that is, the name is YOURS and your recipient clearly recognizes that fact).  Make any changes required and retest until you’re completely satisfied.  You’d be surprised how many people have no idea whatsoever what their name looks like when it arrives in someone’s inbox.

 

Next, when authorizing an e-mail, if you expect the recipient to sort through their mail and select yours to read, make the subject line short, sweet and compelling.  This is the “hook” in your little commercial which draws the reader in and makes them want to read your message (noting of course that if it’s a “fwd:” chances are pretty good it will not survive the recipient’s delete button).  E-mailers who habitually “fwd” risk being ignored.

 

Let’s presume the recipient recognizes your name, is compelled by your subject line, and actually opens your e-mail.  If they find you’ve written a short story or adorned your e-mail with cumbersome attachments, chances are you missed your mark.  Bob’s rule: one idea per paragraph, no more than two sentences per paragraph, and no more than 3 paragraphs in an e-mail.  Anything more and you’ve lost your reader.  Their interest will fade and they’ll move on to “greener pastures.”  If and when they do reply, their response will be incomplete.

 

Two final “don’t you dares.”  E-mailing is not texting, so avoid the glyphs, shorts, and abbreviations.  They’re annoying and distracting.  Avail yourself to the use of the full size keyboard in front of you.  Finally, if you’re sending to multiple recipients, be considerate enough to keep your recipient’s e-mail address confidential by sending the e-mail to yourself and bcc:ing recipients on your list.  If I wanted the whole world to have my e-mail address, I’d publish it.  Nothing infuriates me more than some careless human “blasting” my e-mail to all their friends in their personal mass e-mail.

 

Here’s to more effective e-mailing.

 

As always, I can be reached via e-mail at b@219.com

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